1 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:03,504 Previously On "Gilmore girls"... 2 00:00:03,537 --> 00:00:04,805 You quit, you go to school. 3 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:07,108 I am not Going back to school! 4 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:09,110 So that's it? Yeah, that's it! 5 00:00:09,143 --> 00:00:10,511 Then you gotta go. 6 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:12,380 Jason: so what do you say? 7 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:14,515 Can we end the madness And tell your parents? 8 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:16,284 No. No? 9 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:18,186 I think I may have loved you, 10 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:22,090 But I -- I just need to Let it go. 11 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:24,425 So the mystery woman, That's liz? 12 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:25,626 In all her glory. 13 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:27,495 What about your son? What about jess? 14 00:00:27,528 --> 00:00:30,098 You talk to him lately? You notice he's not even here? 15 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:32,800 He's 19! You can't tell him anything. 16 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:34,835 Well, you definitely can't If you don't try. 17 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,704 I tried. No, I tried! You gave up! 18 00:00:36,737 --> 00:00:38,306 I don't believe this. 19 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:40,208 Lorelai: What is he doing here? 20 00:00:40,241 --> 00:00:42,643 Why is he here? I mean, why did he come back? 21 00:00:44,112 --> 00:00:45,779 Cold, cold, cold, cold. 22 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:48,382 Icy feet. Stupid frozen-tundra house. 23 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:49,650 Oh. 24 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:51,585 Honey, why are you Sleeping in here? 25 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:54,188 Your room is way warmer. 26 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:57,425 Okay, here is the question For today, kids -- 27 00:00:57,458 --> 00:00:59,560 What the hell Are the eskimos thinking? 28 00:00:59,593 --> 00:01:02,496 Yes, the hoods are cute, But it's always cold -- always. 29 00:01:02,530 --> 00:01:04,632 Plus, you have to eat fish For breakfast, 30 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:07,668 Then you have to eat whales And polar bears, 31 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:10,538 And penguins... And santa claus. 32 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,773 [ shivering ] Okay. 33 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:15,376 Coffee's on. Pop tarts are pop tarting. 34 00:01:15,409 --> 00:01:18,279 If you're just gonna lie there, I'm gonna have to sit here. 35 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:20,414 I'm gonna have to make myself Very comfortable 36 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:21,715 On the nice, warm rory. 37 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,751 Why is it so cold In here? Aah! 38 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:25,553 Aah! But I was sitting on you. 39 00:01:25,586 --> 00:01:27,288 Oh, really? Good trick. 40 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:28,856 If you're there, Then who's this? 41 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:30,158 I don't know. 42 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:31,492 We've got a stranger In our house. 43 00:01:31,525 --> 00:01:33,327 Robert downey jr.? Or a murderer. 44 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:35,529 Who needed a nap before Committing his crimes? 45 00:01:36,597 --> 00:01:38,166 I think this belongs To you. 46 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:39,700 She must have followed me home From yale. 47 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,469 I told her she could hang out This weekend. 48 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:43,171 But why do that When you can come here 49 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:44,472 Where penguins Need a coat? 50 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,340 Yeah, why is it so cold In here? 51 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:48,842 I broke that stupid window Trying to lock it last night. 52 00:01:48,876 --> 00:01:50,344 Well, get it fixed, Woman. 53 00:01:50,378 --> 00:01:52,346 I left luke a message. He'll do it. 54 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:55,216 Before or after our re-enactment Of "Alive"? Hopefully before. 55 00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:57,285 Why don't you just Call a guy? What guy? 56 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:58,519 A window-fixing guy. 57 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:00,421 Luke always gets mad When I pay someone 58 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:02,656 To do something That he could do for free. 59 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:05,826 And then he lectures me about it Every time I see him, 60 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,461 And it's annoying. 61 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:09,697 "You paid him how much To fix the window? 62 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,865 "What -- you couldn't just Find someone 63 00:02:11,899 --> 00:02:13,701 "To steal your purse That day? 64 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,236 "Hey, while you're at it, 65 00:02:15,269 --> 00:02:16,837 "Why don't you go down To a versateller 66 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:18,572 "And let them charge you Five bucks 67 00:02:18,606 --> 00:02:20,208 "For taking money Out of the bank 68 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:21,575 "Or buy tickets At ticketmaster 69 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:23,677 "And wind up paying more In service charges 70 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:25,646 "Than it would cost you To see the band? 71 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:28,182 "There's a great 50-buck markup On a bottle of wine 72 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:30,818 That would have cost you $10 in the supermarket You're missing." 73 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,520 Oh, my god. Luke is annoying. 74 00:02:35,223 --> 00:02:36,590 So... 75 00:02:36,624 --> 00:02:37,825 What? 76 00:02:39,527 --> 00:02:41,795 I'm just wondering What you're thinking about. 77 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:43,697 I'm thinking about nothing. 78 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:45,899 "Nothing" wouldn't happen To wear a leather jacket 79 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:49,337 And be able to pull off an Extremely convincing "Adrian!" 80 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:50,671 Would it? No, it wouldn't. 81 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,641 You think he froze To death? 82 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,476 No. He wasn't sleeping here. 83 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:58,379 Right. I'm sure luke Took care of it. 84 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:00,614 Hey, did somebody Sit on me just now? 85 00:03:00,648 --> 00:03:02,383 No. Why? My hip hurts. 86 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:03,884 Oh. Getting old. 87 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:08,822 Hey, did anyone Ever think that maybe 88 00:03:08,856 --> 00:03:12,426 Sylvia plath wasn't crazy, She was just cold? 89 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:15,829 * if you're out On the road * 90 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:20,901 * feelin' lonely And so cold * 91 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:25,473 * all you have to do Is call my name * 92 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:29,310 * and I'll be there On the next train * 93 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:34,014 * where you lead, I will follow * 94 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:38,619 * anywhere that you tell me to 95 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:39,687 * if you need 96 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:40,821 * if you need 97 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,923 * you need me to be with you 98 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:44,758 * I will follow 99 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:47,027 * oh, oh, oh 100 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:51,665 * where you lead, I will follow * 101 00:03:51,699 --> 00:03:56,670 * any, anywhere That you tell me to * 102 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:57,771 * if you need 103 00:03:57,805 --> 00:03:59,273 * if you need 104 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:01,342 * you need me to be with you 105 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:04,978 * I will follow where you lead 106 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:11,285 [ horn honks ] 107 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:37,378 Come on, guys. Push harder. 108 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:39,580 We need more stars In the gazebo area. 109 00:04:39,613 --> 00:04:42,916 I repeat -- we need more stars In the gazebo area. 110 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,652 Do you copy? Roger. 111 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,954 Joe: I'm supposed to say "Roger," kirk. 112 00:04:46,987 --> 00:04:48,922 I don't think so. Copy. Roger. 113 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:50,791 "Roger" means "I heard you," kirk. 114 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:52,393 I'm supposed To say "Roger." 115 00:04:52,426 --> 00:04:53,694 Negative. 116 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,429 I'm in charge here, And I say "Roger." 117 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:56,997 Roger. No, you don't. 118 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:59,066 Woman: just let him say "Roger," joe. 119 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:01,735 If he says "Roger," what the Hell am I supposed to say? Who cares? 120 00:05:01,769 --> 00:05:03,103 Get out of the way, Kirk. 121 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,538 Hold on. Roger. 122 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:05,773 This car's not stopping. 123 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,741 I am planning The firelight festival. 124 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:10,110 Taylor left me in charge And I have to make sure Everything's perfect. 125 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,945 Move. Roger. 126 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:15,082 Shouldn't you have A marching band behind you? Go away. 127 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:17,117 The budweiser clydesdales Prancing along, 128 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,387 Ann jillian waving In the back? 129 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:20,721 Got to get my car To gypsy's 130 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:22,456 So she can fix it And I can leave. 131 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:23,957 So you decided To push it, then. 132 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,826 I didn't have a choice. [ horn honks ] 133 00:05:25,859 --> 00:05:27,961 I'm going as fast as I can, Jerk! 134 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:30,998 Jess, do you at all Find this ridiculous? 135 00:05:31,031 --> 00:05:34,635 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do find this ridiculous. 136 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:38,005 I find it ridiculous that gypsy Won't walk 20 feet 137 00:05:38,038 --> 00:05:39,373 To look at my car! 138 00:05:39,407 --> 00:05:40,708 Hire a tow truck. 139 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:42,710 It costs 80 bucks To hire a tow truck. 140 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:45,413 Oh, come on. It's like Freaking carnival out here. 141 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:47,481 I'll give you The 80 bucks. No. 142 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:49,883 You're blocking The whole street. I don't want your money. 143 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:53,020 You want to get out of here, Let me pay the 80 bucks. I'll pitch in 10. 144 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:55,789 Hey, how about more walkie And less talkie? 145 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:57,625 You're making a spectacle Of yourself. 146 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:59,960 Go home. You won't have to watch. 147 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,462 Fine. 148 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:06,900 Well? Still looking. 149 00:06:06,934 --> 00:06:08,902 What's the matter with it? Still looking. 150 00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:11,104 You've been circling that thing For 15 minutes. 151 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:13,106 You waiting for it to tell you Where it hurts? 152 00:06:13,140 --> 00:06:14,842 I've seen Dumber things talk. 153 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,710 Just tell me what's wrong With the car. 154 00:06:16,744 --> 00:06:18,011 You need a carburetor. 155 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,613 So how long Till it's fixed? 156 00:06:19,647 --> 00:06:20,748 Not sure. 157 00:06:20,781 --> 00:06:22,015 It has to be today. 158 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,884 I have to get out Of this half-mile, 159 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:26,119 4-block freak hole Of a medical experiment. 160 00:06:26,153 --> 00:06:28,155 You are delightful. 161 00:06:28,188 --> 00:06:29,890 I'll have you Out of here tonight. 162 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,692 Go away and come back At closing. 163 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,894 Bring a lot of money, because I'm going to overcharge you 164 00:06:33,927 --> 00:06:35,629 Like you've never been Overcharged before. 165 00:06:35,663 --> 00:06:37,064 I'll bet you say that To all the guys. 166 00:06:37,097 --> 00:06:39,066 On second thought, Maybe I'm closing early tonight. 167 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:40,501 I'm going. 168 00:06:42,503 --> 00:06:44,204 That's not her. 169 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:45,573 What? 170 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:46,874 She cut her hair. 171 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,175 Don't know what You're talking about. 172 00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,943 Okay. My mistake. 173 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:56,684 Okay. 174 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:58,952 Now hold it. 175 00:06:58,986 --> 00:07:00,888 [ shivering ] 176 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,724 Okay. How does it look? Festive and femme. 177 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,526 Yes, and completely Ineffective. 178 00:07:05,559 --> 00:07:07,728 Maybe it just needs Another layer. Yes, of glass. 179 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,897 Nice. Something to protect us From freezer burn. 180 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:11,599 Come help us. 181 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,467 I'm not gonna help you barbie Band-aid our window. 182 00:07:13,501 --> 00:07:15,002 I will, however, Help you to call 183 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:17,070 One of the many extremely Qualified window repairmen 184 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,006 That I've circled for you In the phone book. 185 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:21,775 If we fix the window luke will Have his feelings hurt. 186 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:24,478 Do you want that? Phone book's On the kitchen table. 187 00:07:24,512 --> 00:07:25,813 Where are you going? 188 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,781 I'm going to take a walk, Hit the bookstore, 189 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:29,049 And I'll be back For lunch. 190 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:31,785 Maybe if we add a layer Of tinfoil. 191 00:07:31,819 --> 00:07:33,754 The professional window guys Are driving by, 192 00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,122 Pointing and laughing. 193 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:37,991 Just thought You should know. Thank you. 194 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:40,494 So, listen, I have some errands To run today. 195 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:41,762 You need anything? 196 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,030 No, I'm fine. 197 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:45,599 Okay. I'll probably be Heading down elm. 198 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:47,935 Well, that's a good street. 199 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,803 Yes, it is. 200 00:07:49,837 --> 00:07:52,272 If there's anything You want me to do on elm 201 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,775 Or anyone you wanted me To see, I could. 202 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:55,876 That's okay. 203 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,179 Has she said anything To you? 204 00:07:59,212 --> 00:08:01,014 No, but she's wanted to. 205 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:02,249 How can you tell? 206 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:03,984 Let's just say It's a mom thing. 207 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,820 [ sighs ] Yeah. Well. 208 00:08:06,854 --> 00:08:09,089 Okay, well, Maybe tomorrow, then. 209 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:17,130 Hello? 210 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,232 Emily: It's a complete disaster. My existence? 211 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,769 Not everything is about you, Lorelai. Sorry. 212 00:08:21,802 --> 00:08:24,304 The rare manuscript acquisition Fund-raiser is tonight, 213 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,540 And I'm four people short. 214 00:08:26,574 --> 00:08:29,076 The burles are going To visit their daughter In new hampshire. 215 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,244 Well, then they can just Go straight to hell! 216 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:33,246 Mom, I already Said I'd go. 217 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:34,948 But we still have A half-empty table. 218 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:36,917 Well, fewer people to fight Over the centerpiece. 219 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,986 Stop it! This is not funny. 220 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:41,689 The last person who Didn't fill her table Was loretta bobbins. 221 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,624 You remember Loretta bobbins? No. 222 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:45,559 Exactly! Once you don't fill a table, 223 00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:47,227 You do not get Another table to fill. 224 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,563 Mom, that's not gonna Happen to you. 225 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:51,965 You said you would come. And you're bringing someone. 226 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,034 I never said I was bringing someone. 227 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:56,570 Well, I'm telling You to now. Mom, it's tonight. 228 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:58,305 I need you to bring someone, Lorelai. 229 00:08:58,338 --> 00:09:00,307 Loretta bobbins, lorelai! 230 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:03,310 All right, the dartmores Are trying to change Betty's viewing. 231 00:09:03,343 --> 00:09:05,078 They'll call back In a minute. 232 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:07,748 They owe us, richard. Remind them that they owe us. 233 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,750 All right, I'll see you tonight At 6:00 sharp, 234 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:12,686 And don't wear those panty hose With the seams up the back. 235 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,722 You look like 10 cents a dance. 236 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:17,157 Richard, I need a gimlet! 237 00:09:17,190 --> 00:09:20,761 After we light the bonfire, The dancers should come through. 238 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:22,029 Okay, kirk. 239 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,631 They'll circle The gazebo -- 240 00:09:23,664 --> 00:09:25,766 Jazz hands, jazz hands, Jazz hands -- 241 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,635 Then out come The flaming batons. 242 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:28,936 That sounds good, kirk. 243 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,270 Are you ignoring me? 244 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:32,940 Since you were old enough To walk, kirk. 245 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,075 I think it's good. Is there too much Turquoise? 246 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:37,678 Are you kidding? Turquoise is timeless. 247 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:38,846 What are You doing? 248 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:40,113 Hey, luke. 249 00:09:40,147 --> 00:09:41,882 You remember my friend Carrie, right? 250 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,283 Oh, yeah. Carrie. 251 00:09:43,316 --> 00:09:45,018 Hi, butch. Good to see you. 252 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,688 Been under Any bleachers lately? 253 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:50,223 Uh, no, I haven't. What is that? 254 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,725 It's an earring tree. 255 00:09:51,759 --> 00:09:53,093 And what is it for? 256 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:55,062 You hang earrings on it. What is it doing here? 257 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:58,131 I thought I'd put Some of my earrings out -- See if I could sell some. 258 00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:59,867 No. 259 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,401 Why? They're cute. 260 00:10:01,434 --> 00:10:03,270 This is a diner -- people come Here to eat, not shop. 261 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,872 But now they can do both. 262 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:06,974 Liz, can I talk to you For a moment? 263 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:09,142 Hey, liz, you want me to Negotiate with him for you? 264 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,679 No, she doesn't, carrie. Liz, please. 265 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:13,413 Sure, my brother. 266 00:10:13,446 --> 00:10:15,916 Why are you so stressed About this? 267 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,051 Liz, do you remember When you decided to make 268 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:20,153 Those ceramic pots Without a kiln? 269 00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:22,022 How did that go? Pretty bad. 270 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:23,657 You were depressed For a month. 271 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:25,859 You cut all your hair. You threw out all your clothes. 272 00:10:25,893 --> 00:10:27,127 I remember the bad times. 273 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,929 You put those earrings Out on my counter, 274 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:30,263 And nobody buys them... 275 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:32,065 They sell great At the fairs. 276 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:34,868 I'm sure they do, but this Is not a renaissance fair. 277 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,303 Look around. 278 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:39,039 Everybody here has a life, And no one's gonna buy them. 279 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:40,173 Please, just -- 280 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:41,875 Ooh, look at this! 281 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:45,178 Oh, these are so cute. Luke, are you selling these? 282 00:10:45,212 --> 00:10:47,114 He sure is. Well, I'll take 'em. 283 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,716 Excuse me. I wanted those. 284 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,851 Turquoise? With your complexion? 285 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:52,720 They're for lulu. She's a sweetheart. 286 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:54,287 Does she have Pierced ears? 287 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,189 Um, I can check. 288 00:10:56,223 --> 00:10:58,926 Joe, have you ever noticed My girlfriend's lobes? 289 00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:00,260 Joe: what? 290 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:02,796 Okay, thank you both For the show of support. 291 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:05,265 It's very kind, But you don't have to do this. 292 00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:06,734 Do what? 293 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:08,135 Pretend you like them 'cause liz made them. 294 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,269 Who's pretending? 295 00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:10,704 Yeah, they're phat. 296 00:11:10,738 --> 00:11:12,439 They're gonna fall apart. No, they're not. 297 00:11:12,472 --> 00:11:14,341 They're gonna make People's ears green. 298 00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,176 You cannot design My ad campaign. 299 00:11:16,209 --> 00:11:18,278 Liz! You need to nap, jack. 300 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,447 I'm cool, they're cool, Everybody's cool. 301 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,082 Miss patty: stop, kirk. 302 00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,918 Kirk: ow! She slapped me. Who saw her slap me? 303 00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:26,954 Okay. Relax, you two. 304 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,455 I can make you Whatever you want. 305 00:11:28,488 --> 00:11:30,223 Carrie: I want these In fuchsia pink, 306 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:31,892 I want these In purple. 307 00:11:31,925 --> 00:11:36,129 Hi. I'd like a large coffee And a cherry danish, please. 308 00:11:42,269 --> 00:11:43,871 I'm leaving. 309 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,307 [ door closes ] 310 00:11:52,846 --> 00:11:53,981 A little farther back. Roger. Joe: what?! 311 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,383 It's got to go back farther. Roger. 312 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:57,851 I can't hear you! 313 00:11:57,885 --> 00:12:00,420 Speak into your walkie-talkie. Roger. 314 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:02,189 Kirk, what Are you saying?! 315 00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,391 Speak into your -- 316 00:12:04,424 --> 00:12:06,526 Speak into your Walkie-talkie! 317 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,928 Roger! 318 00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:10,063 I lost my walkie-talkie! I told you that! 319 00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,965 Well, that's Your own fault! 320 00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,300 Roger! 321 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:15,936 Hey, luke! Hey! 322 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,237 Luke, hold on. 323 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,972 Please, I know You owe us nothing, 324 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:21,141 But our dead frozen carcasses May someday haunt you 325 00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,510 In your old age or not, Because you don't know who I am. 326 00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,012 Sorry. I thought you were luke. 327 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,847 I knew I should have put on Some lipstick. 328 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,381 No, I just saw the truck. 329 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,317 I borrowed the truck. Right. 330 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,919 He knows. I'm sure he does. 331 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,220 I'm liz, luke's sister. 332 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,188 Oh, luke's sister. Yeah. 333 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:36,890 I knew you were here. 334 00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,026 Hi, I'm lorelai. So, is luke in the diner? 335 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:41,795 He stepped out for a sec. You need him for something? 336 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,263 I just need to tell him Something. 337 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,999 You want me to give him A message? Sure. Yeah. 338 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:49,002 Tell him lorelai wanted To gently remind him About the window. 339 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:51,271 I'll be home till 5:30, And tell him I looked cold. 340 00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,006 Oh, you're the wife. 341 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,541 The wife? 342 00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:57,377 Yeah, I knew he got married, But I hadn't seen the face yet. 343 00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,180 Oh, wow! It's good to meet you. 344 00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,149 No, no, no. I'm not the wife. 345 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:06,286 I'm the...Friend And the customer, not the wife. 346 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:08,956 Oh, sorry. You look like his type. 347 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:10,590 No, no, no. 348 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,226 Not his type or his wife, just His friend and his customer. 349 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:14,895 Well, it's still good To meet you. 350 00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:16,830 You too. Luke has told me A lot about you. 351 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:17,898 Yeah, like what? 352 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,366 Like you're his sister. 353 00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,834 He admits it? 354 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:22,970 And that, you know, You're here visiting him 355 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,372 And how happy he is That you're here visiting him. 356 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,540 He did not say that. I think he did. 357 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,309 He's probably not too thrilled I'm here. 358 00:13:29,342 --> 00:13:30,610 I'm kind of a pain In his ass. 359 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,945 Well, aren't we all? 360 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,580 Yeah, but I'm special. 361 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:36,316 I kind of screw up a lot, And then he has to fix it, 362 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,385 And then we fight, And then I screw up again, 363 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:39,953 And he fixes it. 364 00:13:39,987 --> 00:13:42,155 It's a pattern. Well, luke likes his routine. 365 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,957 He's pretty amazing, though. 366 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,626 No matter how much I screw up, He just keeps fixing it. 367 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,328 I need money, He gives me money. 368 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,397 No place to live, Luke finds an apartment. 369 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,966 Even my kid, when I was Having trouble with him -- 370 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,067 Did you ever meet jess? 371 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,335 Oh, yeah, I did. 372 00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,470 I tell you, He was hell on wheels. 373 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,172 I couldn't do a thing With him. 374 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:01,074 I didn't know What to do, so... 375 00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:02,342 Luke fixed it? 376 00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:05,145 He tried. He wasn't entirely successful. 377 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:06,646 I don't know. 378 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:10,417 Maybe if I'd have sent jess To him a little sooner... 379 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,485 Ah, anyhow, luke did What he could. 380 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,954 He always does. 381 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:15,655 He's, like, My hero, you know. 382 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:18,926 Like one of those greek gods With the golden helmets, 383 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,961 And the shields And the sandals. 384 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:22,329 And the little white Toga dresses. 385 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,631 I sound silly. No, you don't. 386 00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:27,667 Take it from someone Who's run to luke many a time, 387 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:30,203 He's definitely One of the good ones -- 388 00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,671 Maybe the good one. 389 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:34,007 Yeah. I miss him. 390 00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,276 I've even been thinking about Moving back here. 391 00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:37,577 To stars hollow? 392 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,546 Maybe. I've discussed it With my boyfriend. 393 00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,916 I'm not sure how luke would Like it, but I sure would. 394 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,451 Anyway, I should get going. 395 00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:46,186 Sure. 396 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:49,056 Well, it was nice to meet you, Friend and customer, not wife. 397 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:50,390 Nice to meet you, too. 398 00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,392 I'll be sure and give him Your message. 399 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:53,994 Don't forget -- Human popsicle. 400 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,328 [ chuckles ] 401 00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:00,200 Well, I have to tell you, This is a real treat, 402 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:02,035 Having you two girls Over like this, 403 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,503 Spur-of-the-moment. 404 00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,305 I don't know what I did To get so damn lucky. 405 00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,507 We just realized we hadn't Seen you very much lately, 406 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,476 And we thought, "Hey, today's the perfect day 407 00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:10,577 To catch up with babette." 408 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,245 Oh, yeah. Perfect day. 409 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:16,349 Well, I am tickled pink. Here you go -- hot cocoa. 410 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:17,617 Thanks, babette. 411 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,452 Ah, we don't deserve Such treatment. 412 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:20,954 Of course you do -- 413 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:22,722 Two young hotsy-totsies Like yourself 414 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,125 Hanging out with an old broad Like me. 415 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,160 You deserve a lot better. 416 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:30,163 So, you kids going to the Firelight festival tonight? 417 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:31,664 You bet. 418 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,233 We're gonna be late because we Have to make a pit stop 419 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,501 At one of my mother's Charity events. 420 00:15:34,534 --> 00:15:37,037 Ooh. Sounds ritzy. Like the cracker. 421 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,239 Well, the festival should Be quite a shindig. 422 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,541 Just watching kirk Try and get those stars hung 423 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:43,343 Was worth the price Of admission. 424 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,545 He insisted on demonstrating The correct way 425 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:47,280 To hang them And treed himself. 426 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:49,516 It took the fire department And two cans of tuna 427 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:50,517 To get him down. 428 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,352 I hate that I missed that. 429 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,088 Plus, the whole town is buzzing About jess coming back. 430 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,623 Stupid little pisher -- 431 00:15:56,656 --> 00:15:59,226 Trying to sneak out of town Without anyone knowing. 432 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:02,262 This town? What, is he kidding? 433 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:04,664 Oh, I'm so sorry, sugar. 434 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,234 Here I am going on and on About jess. 435 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:09,436 It's fine, babette. I'm fine. She's fine. 436 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,504 You sure? Yes, I'm sure. 437 00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,473 She's fine. I saw him. 438 00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,342 Jess? Yes. When? 439 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,210 Today at weston's. He went into weston's? 440 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:18,745 That little bastard. What happened? 441 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,780 I went in, he saw me, And he left. 442 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,282 No! He said nothing? 443 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:23,550 No, he said something. 444 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,418 He said, "I'm leaving." 445 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,154 Way to state the obvious. 446 00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,421 It was so weird. 447 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,057 I mean, he's the one Who left town, 448 00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,558 He's the one Who didn't call, 449 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,493 And now he just gets up And walks out like he's mad. 450 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,495 What does he have To be mad about? Exactly. 451 00:16:35,528 --> 00:16:37,330 I should be mad. It's my town. 452 00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,666 I should be the one To walk out in a huff. 453 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,301 You still stuck On him, honey? 454 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,735 No, I'm not. 455 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:45,405 I just wasn't expecting him To come back, that's all. 456 00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:46,573 He'll be gone soon. 457 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,341 Yeah, I know. He'll be gone soon. 458 00:16:48,375 --> 00:16:51,678 Oh, my god! I forgot the marshmallows! 459 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,713 [ sighs ] He'll be gone soon. 460 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,382 Mayday! Mayday! 461 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,617 The morrisey kids have stolen The bonfire again. 462 00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:00,720 I repeat -- the morrisey kids Have stolen the bonfire again! 463 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,689 Caesar, I'm back. 464 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,125 What did you burn? 465 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,094 Liz, what are you doing? 466 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,461 Just needed some things. 467 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:10,130 Steaks? You needed steaks? 468 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,199 I'm making dinner upstairs, And you don't have anything. 469 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,700 Then go to a store. Come on. 470 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,668 A couple of steaks -- What's the big deal? 471 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,370 The big deal is I run a diner. 472 00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,806 It's how I make my living. It's how I can afford all this. 473 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,674 Well, you can spare A couple of things. 474 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,510 How do you know What I can spare? 475 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,545 That's a whole pie. It's peach. Nobody eats the peach. 476 00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:27,180 A lot of people Eat the peach. 477 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,415 I'll buy a pie tomorrow. 478 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:30,550 Tonight I'm making a feast For my guys. 479 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,419 Your guys? Who are your guys? 480 00:17:32,452 --> 00:17:33,786 You and t.J. 481 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,788 T.J.? Yep. You're really Gonna like him. 482 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:37,724 He's upstairs right now Waiting for us -- 483 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,292 Upstairs in my apartment? 484 00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:41,294 You left some guy named t.J. Alone in my apartment? 485 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:43,463 Oh, liz. I've been gone 20 seconds. 486 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,098 That's all it takes. 487 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,734 To do what, steal the singing "Be happy" bass? 488 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,502 That is my singing "Be happy" bass, 489 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:52,139 And it had better still be up There, including the batteries. 490 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:57,544 Hey, I thought I'd make chili. 491 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,347 You are not liz. 492 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,382 Already smarter Than the last guy. 493 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,317 Hi, baby! 494 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,486 Look what I found Downstairs. 495 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:07,754 You must be luke. 496 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,356 I think she's talking About the steaks. 497 00:18:09,389 --> 00:18:11,624 I was not talking About the steaks. 498 00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,194 This is my "Him." 499 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,129 This is my guy. 500 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,265 This is t.J. 501 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:20,133 Guess what it stands for? What? 502 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,269 T.J. -- guess what It stands for? I don't know. 503 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,171 Just guess. I can't. 504 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,838 Come on. Thomas jefferson. 505 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:27,840 No. Thomas jefferson. 506 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:30,143 Wow, that's a weird guess. 507 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,711 Okay, I got to go Back to work. 508 00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:34,181 No, come on. Caesar's there. 509 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,482 You want a beer? 510 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,917 One of my beers out of my Fridge? Why not? 511 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,486 T.J.: Coming right up. 512 00:18:39,519 --> 00:18:41,421 I'm so excited. 513 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:45,358 My two favorite guys are With me, drinking, talking. 514 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:48,127 And soon... There will be chili. 515 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,764 I forgot something. 516 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,900 Oh, my god! This is freaky. 517 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,368 It's like fate. 518 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:56,903 Jess did not know We were here. 519 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,239 I had no idea that jess Would come by, 520 00:18:59,272 --> 00:19:01,508 And now look at us Together. 521 00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:05,512 All the men in my life Are drawn here to me. 522 00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,547 This is positive. This means something. 523 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:09,816 Do you feel it? I sure do. 524 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,952 Baby, this is my kid. This is jess. 525 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,422 Jess, this is t.J. 526 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,823 Guess what it stands for. 527 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,659 No. Oh, you'll stay for dinner. 528 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,294 I got to go Check on my car. 529 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,630 We're making a ton of food. There's beer. 530 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:24,531 My beer. 531 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:25,665 I'm not hungry. 532 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,700 Oh, please. Stay for a little while. 533 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,370 I think you guys are really Gonna get along great. 534 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:38,845 [ sighs ] 535 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,348 T.J.'s really enjoying stars Hollow, aren't you, babe? 536 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,982 Oh, yeah. This place is great. 537 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,617 It reminds me Of new york. 538 00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:46,419 How? You know -- 539 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:48,421 Neither one Is in space. 540 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:50,457 No, that's not it. Of course not. 541 00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,791 There's an energy, right? 542 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,761 There is. I feel it. A very similar energy. 543 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,865 Liz showed me your old house And your school. 544 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,733 Like the picture of you In the shorts. 545 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:04,404 My brother was very big In athletics in his day. 546 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:07,340 And the ladies Loved him. 547 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,376 Ask carrie. They went out. Oh, yeah? 548 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:11,611 Crazy carrie and I Did not go out. 549 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:12,845 They just made out. 550 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,014 We did not make out. We did not go out. 551 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,584 We did nothing that involved The word "Out." 552 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,951 I think he's still Hung up on her. 553 00:20:18,985 --> 00:20:20,453 A lightning bolt, please. 554 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:21,921 I got to go. 555 00:20:21,954 --> 00:20:24,857 Oh, okay, but come back After you checked your car. 556 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,559 We'll save you some food. 557 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:28,395 You look good, handsome. 558 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,697 If I was a girl, I wouldn't kick him out of bed. 559 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,465 Come back, okay? 560 00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:33,866 Yeah, if you do, 561 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,868 I'll draw your portrait On my etch a sketch. 562 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,470 You can't miss that. 563 00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:38,771 We'll see. 564 00:20:38,805 --> 00:20:41,341 Hey, jess, wait a sec. 565 00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:47,947 So, wow! Yep. 566 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:50,717 If I could pick anyone in the World for my sister to be with, 567 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,752 That guy would definitely Be his cab driver. 568 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,622 He had a certain Something. Yeah, lack of chromosomes. 569 00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,457 Sounds right. So, what'll we do? 570 00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,958 About what? About him. 571 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,427 Nothing. 572 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,595 Where are you going? To check on my car. 573 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,564 Jess, don't you think We should discuss this? 574 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,698 Discuss what? 575 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,600 T.J. I thought we just did. 576 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:09,802 We didn't come up With a solution. A solution to what? 577 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:11,538 Are we having the same Conversation? 578 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:12,872 A solution to him. 579 00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:14,641 A solution would have been Birth control. 580 00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:15,942 Too late, move on. 581 00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,944 Jess, we have to do something About this. 582 00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,646 Like what? 583 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:21,581 I don't know. We have to say something. Like what? 584 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,383 He's a grown man With an etch a sketch! 585 00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:25,452 So shake him real hard. Maybe he'll disappear. 586 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,019 Do you like this guy? 587 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,555 Of course I don't Like this guy. 588 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:29,789 I don't like Any of the guys. 589 00:21:29,822 --> 00:21:31,458 But she's gonna do What she's gonna do. 590 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:32,859 No, I do not accept that. 591 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,027 We can go to liz together. We can tell her. 592 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:37,029 She does not care What we think. 593 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:39,031 She really doesn't care What I think. 594 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:41,067 I've got 19 years of proof To back me up. 595 00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:43,836 You just have to find The right angle with liz. 596 00:21:43,870 --> 00:21:45,071 Can I go, please? 597 00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,906 No, you can't go. We have to fix this. 598 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:49,476 I cannot watch her Throw her life away again 599 00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,010 With a loser again. 600 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,679 You see, This is your problem. 601 00:21:52,712 --> 00:21:54,914 You're gonna help people Whether they want it or not. 602 00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:58,050 You have to fix everything. You have to fix everyone. 603 00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:59,952 You think it makes you A good guy, 604 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,555 But really, it just makes you A pain in the ass. 605 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:06,058 You make it so that When people fail you, 606 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,960 You get to feel Like the martyr, 607 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,830 And they get to feel like Not only did they screw up, 608 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:12,699 But they also Disappointed you. 609 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:15,568 You interfere, And you make everything worse. 610 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:17,069 No one is asking For your help. 611 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,871 No one wants your help. 612 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:21,941 Focus on your own life And leave everyone else alone. 613 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,417 Give it back! 614 00:22:30,450 --> 00:22:32,051 Give it back! I mean it! 615 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,887 I'm in charge here, guys! Come on! 616 00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:36,556 Give it! 617 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,458 I need that! This is totally unfair. 618 00:22:38,491 --> 00:22:39,992 Hey, andrew. 619 00:22:40,026 --> 00:22:42,395 Track these down for me? They're all out of print. 620 00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:43,530 You got it. 621 00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:44,931 Thanks. 622 00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:47,634 All right, I'm about to start Getting angry. 623 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:48,801 [ laughter ] 624 00:22:53,072 --> 00:22:54,507 Jerks! 625 00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:55,808 Come on. 626 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:57,043 [ sighs ] 627 00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:59,712 Luke: Ow! Damn it! 628 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:01,648 Hello? 629 00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,450 Oh, luke. 630 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:04,717 Oh, yeah. Hey. 631 00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:06,085 How did you get in here? 632 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:07,854 You left your Bedroom window open. 633 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,822 My bedroom window Is on the second floor. 634 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,090 What'd you do? 635 00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:12,959 Well, I promised To fix your window, 636 00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:14,727 So I'm here To fix your window. 637 00:23:14,761 --> 00:23:16,429 Oh, my god. You cut yourself. 638 00:23:16,463 --> 00:23:18,931 Glass was broken. Hence the need for fixing. 639 00:23:18,965 --> 00:23:21,701 I'm sorry. [ sniffs ] Are you drunk? 640 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,703 [ chuckles ] I am not drunk. 641 00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,438 I do not get drunk. 642 00:23:25,472 --> 00:23:27,507 I had some beer -- Beers. 643 00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,208 More than one, a few. 644 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,678 And then I came here, And I climbed your tree. 645 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:33,012 Well, good thinking. 646 00:23:33,045 --> 00:23:34,614 And then I fell out Of your tree. 647 00:23:34,647 --> 00:23:36,015 Sit down. 648 00:23:36,048 --> 00:23:38,117 I landed flat on my back. I felt like kirk. 649 00:23:38,150 --> 00:23:40,152 Hold your hand up In the air. 650 00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:42,455 And then I climbed Back up the tree. 651 00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:44,824 This time I made it. I got in. 652 00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,593 Sorry about the lamp. 653 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:48,961 You know, luke, you could have Broken your neck. 654 00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:51,163 Well, it would have been All right if I had. 655 00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:53,566 I would have fixed it, Because that's what I do. 656 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,503 I fix things, even when They don't want to be fixed. 657 00:23:56,536 --> 00:23:58,204 Let me see your hand. Why? 658 00:23:58,237 --> 00:24:00,206 Because it's bleeding And I need to look at it. 659 00:24:00,239 --> 00:24:01,941 Ew! Gross. 660 00:24:01,974 --> 00:24:03,610 Fine. Leave it. 661 00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,077 I can't leave it. It's cut. 662 00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:06,513 That's my wrist. 663 00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:07,547 Oh. Sorry. 664 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:10,650 You're very good at this. 665 00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:12,685 I don't like blood, okay? Then leave it alone. 666 00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:14,220 No, I can't leave it. 667 00:24:14,253 --> 00:24:15,688 There. 668 00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:17,056 You want to tell me What happened? 669 00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:18,991 [ inhales sharply ] Nothing. 670 00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:20,893 What are you doing? 671 00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:22,629 I'm gonna fix the window. 672 00:24:22,662 --> 00:24:23,730 Forget the window. 673 00:24:23,763 --> 00:24:25,131 I can't forget the window. 674 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:27,266 I made a promise, And I am the reliable guy 675 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,869 Who helps everybody out Whether they like it or not. 676 00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:31,237 What? Oh, yeah. 677 00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:33,706 Nothing I can do about it -- Just the way I am. 678 00:24:33,740 --> 00:24:35,608 It is my big problem. 679 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:38,277 Didn't know it was my big Problem till today, 680 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:41,748 But now I know. It is my big problem. 681 00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:43,516 Got a handful of barbie. 682 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:44,884 Luke, what happened today? 683 00:24:44,917 --> 00:24:48,154 Today I found out what A big dumb idiot guy I am -- 684 00:24:48,187 --> 00:24:51,223 Just an imposing, Judgmental know-it-all 685 00:24:51,257 --> 00:24:54,093 Who blows around, Yelling and complaining 686 00:24:54,126 --> 00:24:56,796 And screwing up Everybody else's life. 687 00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:57,997 I hardly think -- 688 00:24:58,030 --> 00:24:59,532 I'm dumb, you know. 689 00:24:59,566 --> 00:25:01,801 Not like jess -- Jess is smart. 690 00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:04,203 He doesn't care about Anybody else's life. 691 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:07,574 He just takes care Of himself. 692 00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:08,975 Did you and jess Have a thing? 693 00:25:09,008 --> 00:25:11,243 He informed me That I am nothing 694 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:15,715 But an unwelcome burden To everyone around me. 695 00:25:15,748 --> 00:25:17,249 Luke, that's not true. 696 00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:18,751 [ laughing ] Yes, it is. 697 00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,687 Luke, stop it. 698 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,889 Liz was just saying today How grateful she is 699 00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:25,725 To have you as her brother, How much she looks up to you. 700 00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:26,893 You talked to liz? 701 00:25:26,926 --> 00:25:28,895 I thought she was you. I'm a man. 702 00:25:28,928 --> 00:25:30,697 She was in your truck. 703 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:33,132 When I'm in my truck, I am still a man. 704 00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:35,001 I couldn't see Who was driving, okay? 705 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,637 I ran over to the truck, and we Met, and we started talking. 706 00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:39,205 You shouldn't have Talked to liz. 707 00:25:39,238 --> 00:25:41,040 She worships you. 708 00:25:41,073 --> 00:25:43,643 She said she even wants To move to stars hollow 709 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:45,011 So she can be closer to you. 710 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:46,178 She didn't say that. 711 00:25:46,212 --> 00:25:48,247 She did say that. 712 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,650 Jess is an unhappy kid, luke. He's angry. 713 00:25:50,683 --> 00:25:52,318 He doesn't mean The things he says. 714 00:25:52,351 --> 00:25:54,053 He did me a favor. 715 00:25:54,086 --> 00:25:56,723 Listen, why don't you Hang out here, 716 00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:58,625 Rest for a little while, Okay? 717 00:25:58,658 --> 00:26:00,092 I'll go get you A real bandage. 718 00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:01,661 I like the barbie ones. 719 00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:03,696 Yes, honey, but the other kids Will beat you up 720 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,131 If they see you With one of those. 721 00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:06,633 [ snorts ] 722 00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:08,601 I'll be right back. 723 00:26:20,780 --> 00:26:22,782 You sure I can't help you? 724 00:26:22,815 --> 00:26:24,684 Can I hand you something? 725 00:26:24,717 --> 00:26:26,953 You know, it doesn't have To be perfect. 726 00:26:26,986 --> 00:26:28,821 It just has to run. 727 00:26:28,855 --> 00:26:32,091 Just curious -- have You noticed since you Started standing there 728 00:26:32,124 --> 00:26:34,260 There's been a lot less Of the clinking sounds? 729 00:26:34,293 --> 00:26:36,362 And the clinking sounds Are the sounds tools make 730 00:26:36,395 --> 00:26:37,797 When they fix things. 731 00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:39,265 You've been fixing this car For hours. 732 00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:41,000 And I'm not done, So back off. 733 00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:42,201 Jess! 734 00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:43,870 Hey, she sounds mad. 735 00:26:43,903 --> 00:26:45,672 You've been here Less than 24 hours, 736 00:26:45,705 --> 00:26:47,640 And already I want To kill you. What did I do to you? 737 00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:49,075 All that crap You said to luke, 738 00:26:49,108 --> 00:26:51,177 A man who's done nothing But try to help you. 739 00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:52,879 I don't know What you're talking about. 740 00:26:52,912 --> 00:26:54,280 You do know What I'm talking about. 741 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:56,048 Don't act stupid. Why would you do that? 742 00:26:56,082 --> 00:26:58,184 What an incredibly Insensitive, meanspirited -- 743 00:26:58,217 --> 00:27:00,887 This has nothing to do With luke. This is about rory. 744 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,889 This is not about rory. This is about luke. 745 00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:04,423 Don't you have an ounce Of sensitivity 746 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:05,925 In that thick head of yours, 747 00:27:05,958 --> 00:27:07,259 Or are you so mad At the entire world 748 00:27:07,293 --> 00:27:08,895 That you don't care Who you hurt? 749 00:27:08,928 --> 00:27:10,863 I suppose we're still not Talking about rory? 750 00:27:10,897 --> 00:27:12,398 Wow. A second "Rory" In 10 seconds. 751 00:27:12,431 --> 00:27:14,967 You sure have rory on the brain. I wonder why that is. 752 00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:17,203 You started this. Is that why you Came back here? 753 00:27:17,236 --> 00:27:19,872 Are you still hung up on her? Is that why you came back? 754 00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:21,240 No. Good. 755 00:27:21,273 --> 00:27:22,875 Because she is over you. 756 00:27:22,909 --> 00:27:24,944 She has moved on, And she is very happy. 757 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:27,146 Please hurry up so I can Get the hell out of here. 758 00:27:27,179 --> 00:27:28,681 I second that. 759 00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:32,719 [ sighs ] 760 00:27:38,825 --> 00:27:39,992 Wow. Wonder where demi And ashton are sitting? 761 00:27:40,026 --> 00:27:41,227 I think we're late. We're not late. 762 00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:42,962 Grandma said dinner starts At 6:00. 763 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:45,732 They invite you at 6:00, knowing You won't be here till 7:00, 764 00:27:45,765 --> 00:27:48,134 So dinner won't start till 8:00. Actually, we're early. 765 00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:50,102 There they are. Hi, mom. 766 00:27:50,136 --> 00:27:51,704 Oh, that's a bad face. 767 00:27:51,738 --> 00:27:52,972 Told you we were late. 768 00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:54,406 What is rory doing here? 769 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:56,442 Hi, grandma. You weren't supposed To bring rory. 770 00:27:56,475 --> 00:27:58,410 Really helping the kid's Self-esteem, mom. 771 00:27:58,444 --> 00:28:01,313 You don't know one man Who'd be willing to spend The evening with you? 772 00:28:01,347 --> 00:28:03,149 I thought you liked rory. 773 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:05,451 We do like rory, But we're short of men. Well, so am I. 774 00:28:05,484 --> 00:28:08,387 Honestly, lorelai, it's not Your looks that keep them away. 775 00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:09,956 I'm sorry. Should I stay? 776 00:28:09,989 --> 00:28:11,157 Of course you should stay. 777 00:28:11,190 --> 00:28:12,725 We can't do anything About that now. 778 00:28:12,759 --> 00:28:15,194 So, on a wigged-out level From one to 10, mom's -- 779 00:28:15,227 --> 00:28:17,063 Frances farmer. Yeah. 780 00:28:17,096 --> 00:28:19,031 Rory, what are you Doing here? 781 00:28:19,065 --> 00:28:20,767 Lorelai couldn't Find a man. 782 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,202 You weren't specific, mom. You didn't say, "Bring a man." 783 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:25,437 And if I had, you would have Been able to find one? 784 00:28:25,471 --> 00:28:27,039 Rory, sit over there. 785 00:28:27,073 --> 00:28:29,141 Marjorie, shawna, This is my daughter, lorelai, 786 00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:30,209 And her daughter, rory. 787 00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:31,778 This is marjorie And shawna. 788 00:28:31,811 --> 00:28:33,045 Rory: hello. 789 00:28:33,079 --> 00:28:34,847 Who are marjorie And shawna? 790 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:36,315 Richard and jason's Secretaries. 791 00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:39,218 Dull girls, like two rolling Pins sitting across from me, 792 00:28:39,251 --> 00:28:40,352 But we were desperate. 793 00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:41,453 Hello, emily, richard. 794 00:28:41,487 --> 00:28:43,122 Oh, jason. You're late, jason. 795 00:28:43,155 --> 00:28:45,457 I'm sorry. I got hung up talking To feriman in the lobby. 796 00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:47,059 Feriman is here? 797 00:28:47,093 --> 00:28:48,895 Yes, and he is three drinks Ahead of everybody else. 798 00:28:48,928 --> 00:28:51,297 Ah, marvelous. No, don't sit there. 799 00:28:51,330 --> 00:28:53,432 Sit next to lorelai. Rory, move over. Why? 800 00:28:53,465 --> 00:28:54,901 You two pretend You're together. 801 00:28:54,934 --> 00:28:56,368 Richard: Emily, good idea. 802 00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:58,037 Shawna, marjorie, For god's sake, 803 00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,972 Look like you belong here. 804 00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:01,507 Oh, yes, That's much better. 805 00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:03,943 So, who else Is joining us? No one. 806 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:06,212 We brought one of richard's Coats to hang over the chair. 807 00:29:06,245 --> 00:29:08,047 We're saying it's Marjorie's husband's. 808 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,448 He's making the rounds, 809 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:11,483 And at about 8:00, he'll get Sick and have to leave. 810 00:29:11,517 --> 00:29:13,452 Does everybody understand The story? I think so. 811 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:15,287 But then we'll have To hide his jacket, 812 00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:16,989 So I suggest I put it Under my dress 813 00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:18,257 And pretend to be pregnant. 814 00:29:18,290 --> 00:29:19,859 Then jason can pretend To be the doctor. 815 00:29:19,892 --> 00:29:21,527 Then rory can dig a tunnel. 816 00:29:21,560 --> 00:29:23,963 I might have known You would turn this into Something ridiculous. 817 00:29:23,996 --> 00:29:25,164 I want to be The doctor. 818 00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:26,432 Oh, good lord. 819 00:29:26,465 --> 00:29:28,801 And, jason, Move closer to lorelai. 820 00:29:28,835 --> 00:29:30,069 And for god's sake, You two, 821 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:31,838 At least act like You like each other. 822 00:29:31,871 --> 00:29:32,872 [ clears throat ] 823 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:36,042 Hey, your mom said. 824 00:29:36,075 --> 00:29:37,944 Hey, there you are. 825 00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:39,946 Yes, here I am At my job. 826 00:29:39,979 --> 00:29:41,447 Will wonders never cease? 827 00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,215 Major party Happening outside. 828 00:29:43,249 --> 00:29:44,984 So I hear. You got to see it. 829 00:29:45,017 --> 00:29:47,353 No, I'm sure you can see it Enough for the both of us. 830 00:29:47,386 --> 00:29:49,121 Big fire, Crazy punch out there, too. 831 00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:51,390 Seriously, man, come on out. You won't believe it. 832 00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:53,192 No, t.J., actually, I will believe it, 833 00:29:53,225 --> 00:29:54,927 Because, see, I live here, 834 00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:58,998 So I've seen this festival, Oh, let's say about 5,000 times. 835 00:29:59,031 --> 00:30:00,266 Yes, I see your point. 836 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:02,068 Okay, well, liz and I Are taking off 837 00:30:02,101 --> 00:30:03,435 Right after the festivities, 838 00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:05,404 So maybe you could come out And say sayonara. 839 00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:06,939 I'll come out As soon as I can. 840 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:08,607 Great. How long, you think? 841 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,442 How long I think what? 842 00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:12,411 How long you think You'll be doing that? I don't know. 843 00:30:12,444 --> 00:30:14,246 Looks like You're almost done. Well, I'm not. 844 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,182 The stack's Getting pretty small. 845 00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:18,384 Look, I will be Out soon, okay? 846 00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:19,919 Okay. 847 00:30:19,952 --> 00:30:21,320 I am gonna hold you To that. 848 00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:23,289 I'll consider myself Warned. 849 00:30:27,626 --> 00:30:29,929 The importance cannot Be overstated. 850 00:30:29,962 --> 00:30:33,199 Language is humanity's lifeline. 851 00:30:33,232 --> 00:30:36,068 That is why I thank each And every one of you 852 00:30:36,102 --> 00:30:39,972 For your loyal support Of the ephram wordus 853 00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:43,009 Rare manuscript acquisition Foundation. 854 00:30:43,042 --> 00:30:44,877 Because without it, 855 00:30:44,911 --> 00:30:49,248 We would just be stuck Brooding around nag hammadi. 856 00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:52,351 [ light laughter ] 857 00:30:52,384 --> 00:30:54,020 Psst! I don't get it. 858 00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:55,587 Me neither. You go to yale. 859 00:30:55,621 --> 00:30:58,190 Well, I skipped obscure Manuscript humor 101. 860 00:30:58,224 --> 00:30:59,558 Why was that funny? 861 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:00,927 No idea. 862 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,494 You were laughing. Take a poll. 863 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:04,263 No one in this room Has any idea 864 00:31:04,296 --> 00:31:06,165 What that crazy old man Is talking about. 865 00:31:06,198 --> 00:31:07,399 Bunch of poseurs. 866 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:10,036 ...Hundreds of literary Artifacts, 867 00:31:10,069 --> 00:31:12,671 Which might otherwise Have been lost. 868 00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,506 How far do you think We can push this? 869 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:15,607 I'm not sure. 870 00:31:15,641 --> 00:31:16,943 Dancing? Possibly. 871 00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:18,310 Stroll on terrace? Passable. 872 00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:19,946 Making out In the coat-check room? 873 00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:21,380 Oh, that's gonna Be tricky. 874 00:31:21,413 --> 00:31:24,316 So, once again, I thank you, 875 00:31:24,350 --> 00:31:27,253 And I hope you all Have a lovely evening. 876 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:34,460 I'm going to go Find feriman. 877 00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:36,528 I have to say hello To babe wellington. 878 00:31:36,562 --> 00:31:38,464 Mom, how much longer Do jason and I 879 00:31:38,497 --> 00:31:40,232 Have to pretend We're together? 880 00:31:40,266 --> 00:31:41,667 Lorelai, Don't do this to me. 881 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:43,702 Until this evening is over, You are together, 882 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,471 And I don't want To discuss it again. 883 00:31:45,504 --> 00:31:46,605 Fine. 884 00:31:46,638 --> 00:31:49,241 I just secured us The coatroom. 885 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:52,278 I'm going to make out In the coatroom. Don't Eat my chicken. 886 00:31:52,311 --> 00:31:53,679 That's going on Your tombstone. 887 00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:55,181 Jason. 888 00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:57,416 Oh, hello. I didn't know you'd be here. 889 00:31:57,449 --> 00:31:58,951 You look well. 890 00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:00,452 Thank you. How's business? Very good. 891 00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:02,388 I'm pleased to hear. How's your golf game? 892 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,156 Well, it certainly Can't match yours. 893 00:32:04,190 --> 00:32:06,192 Well, when you're ready... I'll give you a call. 894 00:32:06,225 --> 00:32:07,593 Fine. Good to see you again. 895 00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:09,061 Same to you. 896 00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:12,298 Well? Who was that? 897 00:32:12,331 --> 00:32:13,465 My father. 898 00:32:13,499 --> 00:32:15,067 Your father? 899 00:32:15,101 --> 00:32:16,568 And you two Have met before? 900 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:18,137 Yes, briefly. 901 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:20,206 I believe there was an aquaman Party involved. 902 00:32:20,239 --> 00:32:23,075 This business thing must have Been really bad for you guys. 903 00:32:23,109 --> 00:32:25,211 What do you mean? I mean, that was so cold. 904 00:32:25,244 --> 00:32:27,146 You talked like You barely knew each other. 905 00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:28,714 No, we've always Been like that. 906 00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:30,349 You're kidding? 907 00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:32,584 No. In fact, asking me About my golf game 908 00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:35,087 Was actually a little too Touchy-feely for me. 909 00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:38,424 Wow. Who would have thought I would ever put my mother 910 00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:40,659 Next to someone And think "Warm"? 911 00:32:40,692 --> 00:32:42,561 Jason, I just heard Your father was here. 912 00:32:42,594 --> 00:32:45,364 How could you possibly have Found that out this quickly? 913 00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:47,366 Well, news travels fast here. People talk. 914 00:32:47,399 --> 00:32:49,035 So, what did Floyd say? 915 00:32:49,068 --> 00:32:50,169 Well -- 916 00:32:50,202 --> 00:32:51,603 Richard, Floyd was just here. 917 00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:53,272 We know, mom. We saw him. 918 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:55,174 He came by the table? What nerve! 919 00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:57,443 How dare he talk To his son! Be quiet, lorelai. 920 00:32:57,476 --> 00:32:59,545 If he's here, He must have a motive. 921 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:02,148 He never cared about Rare manuscripts before. 922 00:33:02,181 --> 00:33:04,150 He must be trying To get information. 923 00:33:04,183 --> 00:33:05,584 Richard, I don't think He had an agenda. 924 00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:07,319 What was his Body language like? 925 00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:09,288 Well, he was breathing And standing. 926 00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:11,023 I think all signs Point to alive. 927 00:33:11,057 --> 00:33:12,724 What did he ask you about? 928 00:33:12,758 --> 00:33:14,460 He asked me About my golf game. 929 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:16,328 Not the business? No. 930 00:33:16,362 --> 00:33:17,596 Oh, he's tricky. 931 00:33:17,629 --> 00:33:19,298 He didn't ask about The business, dad, okay? 932 00:33:19,331 --> 00:33:22,101 I know he didn't ask, lorelai. That was deliberate. 933 00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:24,736 So he wanted to know nothing On purpose? The fiend. 934 00:33:24,770 --> 00:33:27,106 Please stay out of it. He's planning something. 935 00:33:27,139 --> 00:33:28,674 Jason, I think We should strategize. 936 00:33:28,707 --> 00:33:30,409 Richard, I really Don't think -- 937 00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:32,744 I've been doing this a lot Longer than you have, my boy. 938 00:33:32,778 --> 00:33:34,746 If a man like floyd stiles Comes over to you 939 00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:36,615 And does not ask About the business, 940 00:33:36,648 --> 00:33:40,286 You can be sure something Very big is coming. 941 00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:42,288 Uh, I guess I have to go. 942 00:33:42,321 --> 00:33:44,223 If you'll excuse me, Ladies. 943 00:33:44,256 --> 00:33:47,426 Fine. Nobody was believing You two as a couple anyway. 944 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:04,576 * you're the last Of your kind * 945 00:34:04,610 --> 00:34:07,313 * a mona lisa 946 00:34:07,346 --> 00:34:11,450 * with a wink of your eye 947 00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:14,186 * you make it all right 948 00:34:14,220 --> 00:34:18,490 * oh, there's more Left to like * 949 00:34:18,524 --> 00:34:21,127 * mona lisa 950 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:26,298 * let me take you along... 951 00:34:26,332 --> 00:34:28,634 This is bird dog one To bird dog two. 952 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:30,869 The southwest corner Is secure. 953 00:34:30,902 --> 00:34:33,505 Joe: I'm at the southwest Corner, kirk. 954 00:34:33,539 --> 00:34:35,441 Then where the hell am I? 955 00:34:35,474 --> 00:34:38,444 Well, look who finally came out Of his cave. 956 00:34:38,477 --> 00:34:40,379 Carrie, What a coincidence. 957 00:34:40,412 --> 00:34:42,148 You remember anna, jill. 958 00:34:42,181 --> 00:34:44,150 Hello, anna. Hello, jill. 959 00:34:44,183 --> 00:34:46,818 We just came from the reunion, So we're a little tipsy. 960 00:34:46,852 --> 00:34:49,621 Well, you know, drink water And take some aspirin 961 00:34:49,655 --> 00:34:50,889 Before you go to bed. 962 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:53,692 I told them that You're trying to pretend 963 00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:56,295 That you don't remember The night. 964 00:34:56,328 --> 00:34:58,430 I don't remember the night. 965 00:34:58,464 --> 00:35:01,167 I remember the night. The whole reunion Remembered the night. 966 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:03,369 We all talked about it. Terrific. 967 00:35:03,402 --> 00:35:05,771 Everybody had a crush on Butch danes in high school. 968 00:35:05,804 --> 00:35:07,839 [ sighs ] So serious, so intense. 969 00:35:07,873 --> 00:35:10,209 So hot in those tiny, Little shorts. 970 00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:12,344 Okay, I should go find liz. 971 00:35:12,378 --> 00:35:13,745 Oh, I'll help you Find her. 972 00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:16,348 Oh, no, I don't want To break up the party. 973 00:35:16,382 --> 00:35:18,384 Well, there's always room For a foursome. 974 00:35:18,417 --> 00:35:21,320 So, 20 years later, None of you are married? 975 00:35:21,353 --> 00:35:22,554 Oh, no, We're all married. 976 00:35:22,588 --> 00:35:24,323 Oh, there's liz. 977 00:35:24,356 --> 00:35:26,358 They're not gonna run out Of punch, are they? 978 00:35:26,392 --> 00:35:27,693 They never run out Of punch. 979 00:35:27,726 --> 00:35:29,495 Okay, well, I should go. 980 00:35:29,528 --> 00:35:31,330 Wait. 981 00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:34,733 We're all going to the styx/reo Speedwagon/journey concert 982 00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,302 Next week. 983 00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:38,370 We have an extra ticket If you're interested. 984 00:35:38,404 --> 00:35:41,673 Well, if it was just styx And reo speedwagon, 985 00:35:41,707 --> 00:35:44,610 I'd be there, But journey freaks me out. 986 00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,378 Sorry. Enjoy the festival. 987 00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,648 So there's a line A mile long. 988 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:51,783 The place is going crazy For the earrings. 989 00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:53,319 Oh, come on, t.J. 990 00:35:53,352 --> 00:35:54,786 I'm just telling them How it is. 991 00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,555 The last fair we went to, 992 00:35:56,588 --> 00:35:58,724 The line was so long, It blocked the fruit-ice stand. 993 00:35:58,757 --> 00:36:00,726 Now, traditionally, The fruit-ice people 994 00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:02,828 Are not the nicest people On the circuit, 995 00:36:02,861 --> 00:36:05,464 But you block their stand, And they really go crazy. 996 00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,699 They threw lemon rinds. But it didn't matter. 997 00:36:07,733 --> 00:36:09,868 Those people stayed, And they bought plenty. 998 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,637 Well, people seem To like my stuff. 999 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:13,639 We're heading to minnesota Next month -- 1000 00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:15,207 Big fair there. 1001 00:36:15,241 --> 00:36:16,775 And this time, We're unveiling the booth. 1002 00:36:16,808 --> 00:36:18,277 The booth? 1003 00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:19,645 T.J. Just built me The greatest booth. 1004 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,280 You should see it. 1005 00:36:21,313 --> 00:36:24,716 You got to have a good booth. Earrings are small. 1006 00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:27,786 You don't know they're There until you're Right up on them. 1007 00:36:27,819 --> 00:36:29,755 But a booth And a nice sign. 1008 00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:32,458 A person standing At the jousting match, 1009 00:36:32,491 --> 00:36:33,792 They turn around, 1010 00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:35,794 "Hey, look at that booth With the nice sign." 1011 00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:37,496 They take a look At lizzie's stuff, 1012 00:36:37,529 --> 00:36:38,764 And bam! They're hooked. 1013 00:36:38,797 --> 00:36:41,233 Well, luke, Nice of you to join us. 1014 00:36:41,267 --> 00:36:42,834 Hey, luke, I didn't see you there. 1015 00:36:42,868 --> 00:36:44,703 Yeah, well, I heard you were leaving 1016 00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:46,372 Right after The festival, so... 1017 00:36:46,405 --> 00:36:48,374 Well, I'm so glad You came out. 1018 00:36:51,610 --> 00:36:53,011 Can you believe this thing? 1019 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:55,314 It hasn't changed one bit Since we were kids. 1020 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:57,583 Same crazy gathering That mom would take us to. 1021 00:36:57,616 --> 00:36:59,251 And then dad After she died. 1022 00:36:59,285 --> 00:37:00,652 He hated it worse Than we did. 1023 00:37:00,686 --> 00:37:02,454 He only took us 'cause mom liked it. 1024 00:37:02,488 --> 00:37:05,557 Of course, That founder's day punch... Lethal. 1025 00:37:05,591 --> 00:37:07,559 The first time I ever Threw up from booze, 1026 00:37:07,593 --> 00:37:08,960 It was founder's day punch. 1027 00:37:08,994 --> 00:37:10,429 That's a nice story. 1028 00:37:10,462 --> 00:37:13,465 Hey, listen, I'm sorry about jess. 1029 00:37:13,499 --> 00:37:15,401 Boy, that statement Could encompass 1030 00:37:15,434 --> 00:37:16,735 A whole myriad of things. 1031 00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:19,338 I'm sorry I told you I wasn't in touch with him. 1032 00:37:19,371 --> 00:37:21,907 It's just been the last six Months he started calling, 1033 00:37:21,940 --> 00:37:23,742 And he asked me Not to tell you, 1034 00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:25,911 So I was trying To bond or something. 1035 00:37:25,944 --> 00:37:27,579 I just mentioned The car to him. 1036 00:37:27,613 --> 00:37:29,681 I didn't know he'd come back And try and take it. 1037 00:37:29,715 --> 00:37:32,418 It's okay. It's his car. He should have it. 1038 00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:34,420 I'm just trying to make things Better with us. 1039 00:37:34,453 --> 00:37:35,421 You should. 1040 00:37:35,454 --> 00:37:37,656 It's fine. 1041 00:37:37,689 --> 00:37:41,493 I have a feeling about him. I think he's gonna be okay. 1042 00:37:41,527 --> 00:37:43,695 He's kind of like dad, Don't you think? 1043 00:37:43,729 --> 00:37:45,063 Oh, I don't know. 1044 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:47,466 Oh, I do. I think he's like dad. 1045 00:37:47,499 --> 00:37:50,602 I want to thank you for Everything you did for him. 1046 00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:52,604 Well, it never hurts To take a shot. 1047 00:37:52,638 --> 00:37:54,873 At least you know You tried. 1048 00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:57,509 Sometimes things take a while Before they sink in. 1049 00:37:57,543 --> 00:37:59,311 It did with me. 1050 00:37:59,345 --> 00:38:01,012 Sorry I'm so boring Tonight. 1051 00:38:01,046 --> 00:38:02,781 I only had one cup Of punch. 1052 00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:05,617 Gary switched us over To club soda after that. 1053 00:38:05,651 --> 00:38:07,453 You're not boring -- 1054 00:38:07,486 --> 00:38:08,620 Who's gary? 1055 00:38:08,654 --> 00:38:09,888 That's t.J.'s real name. 1056 00:38:09,921 --> 00:38:12,057 T.J.'s real name is gary? Yeah. 1057 00:38:12,090 --> 00:38:14,926 How in the heck did he get -- Never mind. 1058 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,029 [ sighs ] I heard him talking Back there -- gary. 1059 00:38:18,063 --> 00:38:20,332 It sounds like Things are going good. 1060 00:38:20,366 --> 00:38:21,800 They are -- really good. 1061 00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:23,835 Good, good. 1062 00:38:23,869 --> 00:38:27,473 Oh, hey, wait. I just made these last night. 1063 00:38:27,506 --> 00:38:30,342 I thought maybe you could Give them to your wife... 1064 00:38:30,376 --> 00:38:32,811 Or lorelai, whoever. 1065 00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:34,112 Thanks. 1066 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:35,814 Well, I'm gonna get My stuff together. 1067 00:38:35,847 --> 00:38:37,015 We need to leave soon. 1068 00:38:37,048 --> 00:38:38,550 Tell gary I went back To your place. 1069 00:38:38,584 --> 00:38:40,552 I'll do that. Okay. 1070 00:38:45,924 --> 00:38:46,892 See ya. 1071 00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:48,059 See ya. 1072 00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:51,096 Gone the rest of the night. 1073 00:38:51,129 --> 00:38:52,898 And we're stuck there With the rolling pins. 1074 00:38:52,931 --> 00:38:54,032 God, so boring. 1075 00:38:54,065 --> 00:38:55,701 I am starving. 1076 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:58,003 What, the possibly beef In some sort of cream sauce 1077 00:38:58,036 --> 00:38:59,771 Did nothing to curb Your appetite? 1078 00:38:59,805 --> 00:39:01,440 Do you want to start With burgers 1079 00:39:01,473 --> 00:39:02,608 Or do a cart-to-cart Attack? 1080 00:39:02,641 --> 00:39:03,909 Well, there's two of us. 1081 00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:05,911 I think we can Accomplish both goals. 1082 00:39:05,944 --> 00:39:08,680 I'm gonna get the burgers. You hit the carts. Meet you by the bonfire. 1083 00:39:08,714 --> 00:39:09,815 T.J. 1084 00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:11,417 You're here. Cool. 1085 00:39:11,450 --> 00:39:13,519 So, liz is back at my place Getting your stuff. 1086 00:39:13,552 --> 00:39:15,153 She just wanted me To tell you. 1087 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,055 Okay, thanks. 1088 00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:20,058 So, look, I kind of heard You guys talking, 1089 00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:23,395 And, you know, things seem to Be going pretty good for liz, 1090 00:39:23,429 --> 00:39:25,931 Which is different And a nice change. 1091 00:39:25,964 --> 00:39:28,700 I know you guys are thinking About moving here, 1092 00:39:28,734 --> 00:39:32,938 And I just wanted you to know It's okay by me. 1093 00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:35,974 Okay. I didn't realize We needed your permission. 1094 00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:37,709 Oh, no. 1095 00:39:37,743 --> 00:39:40,679 You don't. Maybe you misunderstood me here. 1096 00:39:40,712 --> 00:39:42,848 I was just trying to say That I assumed, 1097 00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:45,116 Because my sister Has a history with guys, 1098 00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:47,586 That, you know, You were like the others. 1099 00:39:47,619 --> 00:39:50,622 Well, you seem like A pretty good guy. 1100 00:39:50,656 --> 00:39:52,858 Thanks. You're a dick. 1101 00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:56,862 I just heard the tail end Of that conversation, 1102 00:39:56,895 --> 00:39:59,164 But I'm assuming you haven't Changed your name to richard. 1103 00:39:59,197 --> 00:40:01,867 Long, long story. But here's a teaser -- 1104 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,902 The word "Etch a sketch" Comes up. 1105 00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:05,571 I'm hooked. 1106 00:40:05,604 --> 00:40:06,905 You're all dressed up. 1107 00:40:06,938 --> 00:40:08,507 Just for you. 1108 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:09,908 You go somewhere? 1109 00:40:09,941 --> 00:40:11,910 Well, my parents had A charity event, 1110 00:40:11,943 --> 00:40:13,712 And they needed A chair filled, 1111 00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:15,681 And who fills a chair Better than I? 1112 00:40:15,714 --> 00:40:16,915 No one comes to mind. 1113 00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:19,551 So, did jess leave yet? 1114 00:40:19,585 --> 00:40:21,820 I stopped by gypsy's earlier, 1115 00:40:21,853 --> 00:40:24,823 And she was just about done Then, so probably. 1116 00:40:24,856 --> 00:40:25,991 No goodbyes? 1117 00:40:26,024 --> 00:40:27,459 No. 1118 00:40:27,493 --> 00:40:28,794 Liz has a feeling About him, though. 1119 00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:30,095 She thinks He's gonna be fine. 1120 00:40:30,128 --> 00:40:32,230 He could be. 1121 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:33,732 Yeah. 1122 00:40:33,765 --> 00:40:35,200 Oh, hey. 1123 00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:37,235 [ inhales sharply ] 1124 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:38,804 Here. 1125 00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:41,973 [ gasps ] 1126 00:40:43,909 --> 00:40:45,544 Pretty. 1127 00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:48,647 Liz made them yesterday. She wanted you to have them. 1128 00:40:48,680 --> 00:40:50,048 Oh, great. 1129 00:40:50,081 --> 00:40:52,150 Well, be sure to tell her Thanks for me. 1130 00:40:52,183 --> 00:40:53,184 I will. 1131 00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:56,755 [ both chuckle ] 1132 00:41:00,291 --> 00:41:01,760 There. 1133 00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:03,194 Thank you For your business. 1134 00:41:03,228 --> 00:41:04,563 Do not come again. 1135 00:41:04,596 --> 00:41:05,797 Not likely. 1136 00:41:17,175 --> 00:41:18,744 [ sighs ] 1137 00:41:34,025 --> 00:41:35,561 I get to leave first! 1138 00:41:35,594 --> 00:41:37,095 Rory, wait. Stop! 1139 00:41:37,128 --> 00:41:38,730 No, you don't get To walk away. 1140 00:41:38,764 --> 00:41:40,599 Hold on! My town! 1141 00:41:40,632 --> 00:41:41,833 I leave! 1142 00:41:41,867 --> 00:41:43,535 I just want to -- Where are you going? 1143 00:41:43,569 --> 00:41:45,604 None of your business! We look like idiots. 1144 00:41:45,637 --> 00:41:46,638 I don't care. 1145 00:41:46,672 --> 00:41:47,839 Stop running. 1146 00:41:47,873 --> 00:41:50,041 Stop following. Oh, come on! 1147 00:41:50,075 --> 00:41:51,710 Go away! I'm leaving! 1148 00:41:51,743 --> 00:41:53,078 Rory, stop! 1149 00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:54,913 Why? Because I want To talk to you. 1150 00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:57,315 About what? What do you want To talk to me about? 1151 00:41:57,348 --> 00:41:59,217 When did you learn To run like that? 1152 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:02,120 You know, I have actually Thought about this moment a lot. 1153 00:42:02,153 --> 00:42:04,556 What would jess say to me If I ever saw him again? 1154 00:42:04,590 --> 00:42:06,992 I mean, he just took off -- No note, no call, nothing. 1155 00:42:07,025 --> 00:42:08,326 How could he explain that? 1156 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:11,329 And then a year goes by -- No word, nothing. 1157 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:14,566 So he couldn't possibly have A good excuse for that, right? 1158 00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:17,002 I have imagined hundreds Of different scenarios 1159 00:42:17,035 --> 00:42:20,105 With a hundred different Great last parting lines, 1160 00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:22,708 And I have to tell you that I am actually very curious 1161 00:42:22,741 --> 00:42:24,576 To see which way This is going to go. 1162 00:42:26,244 --> 00:42:27,846 Could we sit down? 1163 00:42:27,879 --> 00:42:29,715 No. You wanted to talk, So talk. 1164 00:42:29,748 --> 00:42:31,583 What do you have To say to me? 1165 00:42:36,221 --> 00:42:38,056 I love you. 1166 00:42:50,936 --> 00:42:52,270 [ engine turns over ]